May 2013
46 posts
orlandobloomers:
good morning friends
jaclcfrost:
if i call you friend
we are friend
if you call me friend
we are friend
if you want to be my friend
we are friend
friend
we are friend
cokeflow:
cokeflow:
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
we have yoga balls
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
mother cosgrove
goodnight nonexistent followers
svviffer:
yourtubes:
what if your penis could talk
it would probably be a dick all the time
it’d be a cocky prick
sexypotassium:
“be right with you, I’m just doing my hair”
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
DO THESE
1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Kissed someone & regretted it
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
are you from tennessee because your license plate says tennessee
goldenclitoris:
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
no i can’t go back to school tomorrow.
im still ugly
sitting on top of the christmas tree bc im a star
wwworldwide:
when your favorite blogger reblogs you
haha no one reblogs me
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
goddamnmoonmoon:
People who put a space before all of their punctuation confuse me
notahoe:
christian girl tips: Using your mom’s shakeweight to practice your handjob technique <3
all day, everyday
burntbypizza:
fabulous more like im fab, u less
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
scraggay:
mom do you think i look okay in these nudes
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
LIST OF FRIENDS:
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amoying:
me: live fast die young bad girls do it well
me: *sits for 4 hours a day blogging and crying about boys*
my social life is like my cat, i dont have a cat
maleteen:
seriously tho wheres my sugar daddy at
